My grandfather got me one of those calendars where you tear off a page each day, featuring a humorous little story or poem on every page. One of them was about pantyhose! Here what was in the category “from real letters”:
“What is the correct way to put on pantyhose: over panties or panties over pantyhose? We had a bet with the girls, but nobody knows exactly how to wear and in what sequence to put it on and take it off.”
I’d love to hear what you say! Some women put on panties over pantyhose to prevent it from sliding down, but that’s probably the case with only really cheap pantyhose that doesn’t stay up on its own.
As many of you may know, I love to try different brands including vintage ones. A friend of mine has a huge stash that I am trying to sell for her and part of it I keep for myself.
Here’s an example of something I’ve never seen before on the market. There is a value pack, 2 in 1, containing pantyhose and matching nylon panties. Who on earth would wear nylon panties without any cotton? I guess I see why this idea didn’t catch on.
Based on the illustration panties and pantyhose are to be worn separately. I can’t really imagine why someone would combine the two given that both are made out of the same material. On top of this all, both items claim to be one size fit all.
For me this is just really bizarre, so I can’t resist but blog about it. I uploaded both pairs on eBay that I had and they both sold right away.
In the Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love, Jill Conner Brown tells about a time when she was too pregnant for panties and getting dressed for a party. Her husband walked in andР“СћРІвЂљВ¬¦
"(He) was surprised that I wasn’t wearing anything under my tights: Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›СљYou’re not wearing any panties?’ I just said, real offhand, Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›СљOh, you never wear panties to a party,’ and kept on doing whatever. He just stood there, slack-jawed, for a full thirty seconds, considering the implications, I suppose. I had moved on, forgotten about it, and he was still standing there, gaping. Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›СљYou don’t? Nobody does?’ Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›СљNobody does what?’ I asked him. Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›СљPanties to a party Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬РІР‚Сљ doesn’t anybody wear Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬Р›Сљem?’ He was looking sort of dreamy and clearly thought he was being let in on some big secret of all womankind: that every party he’d ever been to or would ever go to Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬РІР‚Сљ there wasn’t a pair of panties in the room Р“СћРІвЂљВ¬РІР‚Сљ and he was the only guy who knew."
In this humorous books the main character jokes with her husband about not wearing panties to parties.