When bored at home, put pantyhose over your head and hang the feet over the strings for laundry drying. Now you are a trolley bus!
Or how about this for a truth or dare game?
And this is why women need fishnet stockings:
Three married women went together to a party and on their way home got caught in a heavy rain. The only shortcut was through a cemetery. They ran fast, catching their clothes and pantyhose on bushes and branches.
Their husbands were also friends and they met up the next day.
One says: “I think my wife is cheating on me. She came home yesterday with her pantyhose all ripped up.”
The second one says: “I think mine is cheating too because her pantyhose were all torn last night.”
The third one says: “For sure my wife is cheating on me. She came home yesterday with her pantyhose torn and a ribbon around her neck saying WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU, BOYS OF WISCONSIN.”
After a turbulent intercourse:
Guy: – “If you’d tell me that you are a virgin, I wouldn’t rush so much.”
Girl: – “If you wouldn’t rush so much, I’d have a chance to take off my pantyhose. ”
Any other jokes? If you know of any other jokes about hosiery, please share them with me! I’ll put it up on the blog. I would love to expand the entertainment section here for all the hosiery fans.
Pantyhose at the Bank
From stupid labels on pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Pictures below are from a comical video where the bank robber comes in wearing a bra on his head. People start laughing.
He tells them that there was no pantyhose in the store! So he is wearing a bra instead.
OK, same situation. The comic below with robbers wearing fishnet stockings on their heads says “Sorry, there was no other available”.
Hand-Painted Pantyhose Commercial – So Cute!
The company no longer seems to be in business though, but there is a story about it online.
I would say personally that I like this idea of using pets to advertise hosiery. It’s a different concept and most women just can’t resist but smile when they see a cute feline like here. Isn’t marketing all about creating positive impressions?
But in reality pets and pantyhose don’t mix. Claws! My relatives have a poodle dog that jumps on whoever walks in, so everytime I need to make sure that someone holds him back to prevent the claws from greeting my pantyhose.
Mickey Mouse Disney Character Pantyhose
I saw these funny pantyhose with Disney characters, Daisy and Minnie Mouse, on a Polish blog where they said that it was available online at some Polish store. I checked it out, but couldn’t find the brand name.
HUMOUR BY ACCIDENT
LETTER TO A FRIEND: Today I got a package with pantyhose from Europe and our Canada Customs people declared it as “vehicle parts”
ANSWER: Well, your legs are a sort of a vehicle too!
Sex Pet Peeves
In Russian: “if a man doesn’t want to take off his socks during sex, don’t take off your pantyhose during sex”
A shirt that looks like a jacket and stockings. Optical Illusion.
How naughty are you?
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